There are a few things I want to get off my chest before I allow you to enjoy my blog about Mr. Phil Ivey:

  1. I’m NOT Phil.
  2. I’m NOT a friend of Phil.
  3. I don’t know Phil in person.
  4. I am not in touch with Phil.
  5. I have never spoken to Phil in my life.
  6. I can’t help you meet Phil.
  7. I can’t help you get a date with Phil.
  8. I can’t help you get a loan from Phil.
  9. I can’t loan you money myself.
  10. Don’t ask me or Phil for money.

That’s about it. Enjoy! ;)